Jim here loves his straw hat. But one day, the wind was blowing so dang strong, it blew right off his head! He started chasing after it, through the pig pen, through the forest, till it landed in the river. He jumped in after it, forgetting he didn't know how to swim. He started shouting for help, and we had to get a fishing pole and hook his t shirt to reel him in. We never found his straw hat, so we bought him a new one, but dang, it was expensive. We had to trade five chickens for it! But it was worth it, seeing his toothless grin.