Taking A Woman To Bed

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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

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by where? j. 1+ years ago

yea i do really like tihis on

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by Laurie L. 1+ years ago

love it, love it, love it

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by Laura A. 1+ years ago

haha I really like this one ^-^'

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by Keegan B. 1+ years ago

LMAO

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