This is THE quiz of intelligence, general knowledge, know-how, brain-cell count, IQ, and so on. Take this quiz for yourself, then get other people who haven't to do it too. If they get 100% give them a tenner.
Q. 1: How do you get a giraffe into a freezer? A: Open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door. DO NOT ACCEPT: Dunno, Put it in?
Q. 2: How do you get an elephant into a freezer? A: Open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in, close the door. DO NOT ACCEPT: Um, open the door, put it in, close the door?
Q. 3: The Lion King is holding a meeting. Every member of the animal kingdom attends. Who does not? A: The elephant; as it is in the freezer. DO NOT ACCEPT: Humans, insects, aliens, plants etc.
And if they haven't given up yet...
Q. 4: You need to cross a river. However, it is infested with crocodiles. How do you get across? A: Just swim across. The crocodiles are at the meeting. DO NOT ACCEPT: Just don't, step on their backs, kill them, swim round them, go across the bridge, etc.