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Your kid has been kidnapped

A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying oxygen at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him/her for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $20,000 in a plastic bag and leave it under the water fountain next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the child's shirt and sent her home to show it to her parents. The next day the blonde checked, and sure enough, a plastic bag was sitting beneath the water fountain. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"


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