There was a zebra that died of old age and went to heaven. Saint Peter asked the zebra if he had any questions to ask him. The zebra said yes and asked him if he was born white with black stripes, or black with white stripes. Saint Peter told the zebra that that question was for god to answer and that when he seen him to ask him. Well the zebra seen god and asked him if he was born white with black stripes, or black with white stripes. God told the zebra " You Are What You Are". Well the zebra went and still confused told Saint Peter that god said he was what he was. The zebra told Saint Peter that he did not understand what god meant. Saint Peter said that that was easy and he told the zebra that if he was born black with white stripes then god would have said " You Is What You Is" * NO OFFENSE TO ANY COLORED PEOPLE*

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