Four mexicans wanted to cross the border, but they didnt have a pass, so the gaurd at the gate says " Tell you what if all of you combined can make 21 inches with your dicks I will let you cross. The mexicans looked at each other and then said "Ok." The first mexican pulled his pants down got measured at 5 inches, second mexican measured at 7 inches third mexican at 8 inches. Finally the fourth mexican measured at 1 inch. The gaurd said " Ok you can cross." As soon as the were over the border the fourth mexican said "Whew that was close, lucky I had woody.