A man named Vinny gets kidnapped and taken to Neverland
Landon says to him "Hey Vinny we've been waitin for ya!".
Vinny smiles and walks with Landon and Landon says "I gotta ask you a couple questions, do you like to smoke?" Vinny answers "Ya, I love to smoke." Landon says "Good you'll like Mondays we smoke everything cigarettes, cigars, weed everything."
"Now do you like to drink?" Then Vinny says "Of course I love to drink." Landon replies "Great we drink everything on Tuesdays you will fit in great."
"Do you like to have sex?" Vinny says "Hell ya sex is the best." Landon smiles and replies "We have sex with every type of woman you could think of on Wedesdays."
And Landon finally says "Now, are you gay?" Vinny frowns and answers "NO I'm not gay! And Landon looks down and finishes "Your gonna hate Thursdays."
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