A blonde , a brunette , and a red head where jumping off a cliff and had only one wish. The red head wished to be a bird so she became a bird. The brunette wished to be a fly so she beacme a fly. The blonde tripped over a shoelace and said "shit" kept going fell over a rock and yelled "shit" gets to the end of the cliff and screams "SHIT!!!" so she turns into shit!!