The Hunter and the bears

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A man is out hunting for bears.

He fires his gun and shouts: "Damn, I missed". Then he feels a tap on his shoulder and sees a bear behind him. The bear says "That wasn't very nice. Here I am trying to feed my family and you're trying to shoot us. So you've got 2 choices, I can either kill you or take you to the bush." So the hunter picks the bush and comes out after being raped hard by the bear.

The next day the same thing happens. He fires his gun and the tap on the shoulder. But this time three bears are standing behind him. The one at the front goes "That's not very nice. Here I am trying to feed my family and you're trying to kill us. Death or bush?".

Once again the Hunter picks the bush and comes out after being raped hard by three bears.

The next day he comes back and fires his gun at the bears. He feels a tap on his shoulder and sees a whole line of bears but the bear at the front says to the hunter: "You're not here for hunting. Are you?"

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