An Open Letter To Airline Managers

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An open letter to Airline Managers;

I have a two step plan to save THE AIRLINES as well as make alot of money.

1.Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

2.Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't someone think of this already?

Why do I still have to come up with these good ideas myself?

Sincerely, Bill Clinton


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by Joel E. 1+ years ago

For the people who were taking this seriously, this is in fact a joke and Bill Clinton didn't actually say that.....

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by Mia A. 1+ years ago

If you put only strippers on planes, then only men would ride the planes. There are more women on earth than men, which means If flight attendats are replaced with strippers, the flight companies would lose more than half of the clients, besides women, also children and men who respect women wouldn't fly anymore. If all of his plans are like this, no wonder he's not a president anymore

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by Matthew P. 1+ years ago

EXCEPT that all terrorist attacks on the US were committed bymuslims, and even if it IS less than like what, one percent of muslims are terrorists, thats like what, 1% of a billion, which is still one million, considering it took 19 terrorists (muslims) to kill 300 the math

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by Abigail S. 1+ years ago

Omggg urr soo righttt theyy shoulddd nott doo thatt cuzz thenn noo womennn willl rideee theee planeee OMGGGG See how annoying that is? Is it a disorder or something? Because really,if your fingers are having problems,you need surgery. If it's the flipping keyboard,get it fixed, and if you do it because it makes you look cool,it doesn't.

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by nick j. 1+ years ago


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by Jason B. 1+ years ago

lol true dude think bout it how many of the hijackers were islamic umm all of them so strippers on planes should be covered by the national security budget no need to pay the tsa

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by chad b. 1+ years ago

ok,it was a pretty good joke until the hijacking part.though it was funny,i do have to agree, not too mention the extremist would hijack and destroy these planes for this reason,that they want the naked women gone.other than that,great joke!

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by Duke A. 1+ years ago

You ignorant buffoon, it's not the religion of Islam, but the extremists (who are coincidentally Muslims) who are terrorists. Even if countries like Iraq and Afghanistan weren't Muslim countries, the hijacking wouldn't stop. *sigh* people like you support the KKK, don't you?

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by Ashlee A. 1+ years ago

wtff ! thenn womenn aree nott gonee want taa ridee thee planess && wee aree thee oness with thee moneyy duhh ! no wonderr he's not thee president hahaha

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