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yo mamma so fat......

that when she stepped on some scales it said TO BE CONTINUED! that when she jumed up in the air she got stuck! she was baptised in sea world!

yo mamma so ugly.....

that your dad goes to work with her so he dosent have to kiss her goodbye! that if i had a dog as ugly as her, i would shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards! she put marlin manson out of buisness!

yo mamma so old.....

that when i told her to act her age she died! i used er rincles as a cheese grater!

yo mamma so poor.....

she goes to KFC to lick peoples hands!


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by Rebekah R. 1+ years ago

1. Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "One at a time." 2. The "shaving it's butt and teaching it to walk backwards was from M.A.S.H 4077.

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