Why did the blonde nurse carry a red pen? To 'draw' blood.
What did the blonde say when the plane experienced turbulence? "EARTHQUAKE!!!!"
What does a blonde say when someone blows in their ear? "thanks for the refill!"
Why couldn't the blonde turn her tv on? it was an oven, not a tv
Why did the blonde never notice she was 43? her 'mirror' was a picture from when she was 7.