In a separate submission on this site, I posted a Mad-Lib I created of Psalm 23. Here it is again, this time with the blanks filled in:
The Lord is my ASSHOLE; I shall not FART. He maketh me to lie down in green BOOGERS: He leadeth me beside the still TAMPONS. He restoreth my HARDON: he leadeth me in the paths of MANURE for his JOCKSTRAP's sake. Yea, though I BELCH through the valley of the shadow of TOILET, I will fear no ENEMA: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy VIAGRA, they BLOW me.