What do you call a smart blonde? Golden Retriever
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? She kept throwing out the W's.
What do you call three blondes in a row? Wind Tunnel
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? 5 - 1 to make the dough and 4 to peel the M&M's
What's the blondes mating call? "I'm so drunk"
Brunettes Mating Call? "Has the blonde left yet?"
Red Head's Mating Call? "I'm still here"