Putty Tang

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A few weeks ago, I was sittin' on my grandparents porch with Grandpa. We were sitting one either side of the porch each in our own rocking chair.

I was trying my best not to look like an old person to passer-by's.

Then out of no where, my grandpa in all his wisdom stiffened up and said, "You know what son, when I was you age, I used to have me a lot of Putty Tang."

My eye twitched a little, but I contiued to listen, "And you know what, it wasn't with your grandma either," he finished, "And you know what else, I think you need to get yourself a lot of Putty Tang, too" (I'm 13)

I thought about this for a minute, then I leaned over to my grandpa and said, "You know what Granpa, I didn't really want to know about you and your Putty Tang."


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by Saul H. 02/10/08 11:02 AM

Yeah, not really funny, but it was random to me, too. My friend told me this joke.

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by elly j. 1+ years ago

whats a putty tang?

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CHHHX_Putty Tang

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