A few weeks ago, I was sittin' on my grandparents porch with Grandpa. We were sitting one either side of the porch each in our own rocking chair.
I was trying my best not to look like an old person to passer-by's.
Then out of no where, my grandpa in all his wisdom stiffened up and said, "You know what son, when I was you age, I used to have me a lot of Putty Tang."
My eye twitched a little, but I contiued to listen, "And you know what, it wasn't with your grandma either," he finished, "And you know what else, I think you need to get yourself a lot of Putty Tang, too" (I'm 13)
I thought about this for a minute, then I leaned over to my grandpa and said, "You know what Granpa, I didn't really want to know about you and your Putty Tang."