Grocery Store

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A woman walks into a grocery store and carefully selects a gallon of milk, a carton of eggs, a loaf of bread and a pound of bacon.

She puts all the items into her cart and proceeds to the checkout.

While she's putting her items on the conveyor she notices the man behind her is watching her.

As she puts the last item on he turns to her and says.

"You know I bet you're single."

"Thats amazing!" She stammers "I am single, how in the world did you know that!?"

He replies, "Because you're fucking ugly."

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