one day a boys father comes home from work early. He walks into the house and smells weed and booze. imedently he calls his sons name, but no answer follows. He walks into his sons room to finds it empty. Puzzled he walks outside and sees his son across the street at his friends house, playing video games. Marching down the street yelling his son's name than, THUD, SPLAT. The father gets hit by a truck morrel of the story........always look both ways jaywalking bastards!