A blonde, a brunette, and a bald guy are about to be executed by a firing squad. The Brunette is first. The squad shouts "Ready, take aim", but at right before they shoot, the brunette yells "TORNADO!". The firing squad gets scared and runs away, allowing the brunette to escape. The bald guy is next. The firing squad shouts "Ready, take aim" but the bald guy, seeing what the brunette did, yells "EARTHQUAKE" and the firing squad gets scared again and runs away, allowing the bald guy to escape. Finally, it is the blonde's turn. The firing squad shouts "Ready, take aim" and the blonde shouts "FIRE!"
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