At a hotel in California, There's a black woman in an elevator. she has a dog who is running around like crazy on his leash and won't sit down.
A very pale man walks into the elevator and the door closes. he pushes a button (for the floor) and the dog runs around in a circle faster.
the woman screams," SIT, WHITEY!!!!" and the man sits on the elevator floor.
The woman says," Sorry... that's my dog's name." "It's okay."
when the black woman gets to her hotel room, there's 12 roses and her hotel bill's been paid. there's a note that reads, "Thanks for the best laugh I've ever had. sincerely, Michael Jackson."
I tried to type this joke from memory, but couldn't very well.