A blonde woman entered a public library ready to eat a satisfying meal and went up to the librarian. She told the librarian:
"May I have a double cheese burger with a diet coke?"
The librarian, being fairly shocked, stated:
"Ma'am, this is a library."
And the blonde, realizing her stupidity, then whispers in the softest voise she can get:
"May I have a double cheeseburger with a diet coke?"
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say it aloud