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A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you.

While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic !

1. Don't change horses .......until they stop running.

2. Strike while the .............................bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before ......Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of ............termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but ........how?

6. Don't bite the hand that .................looks dirty.

7. No news is ..........................................impossible.

8. A miss is as good as a ............Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new ............... math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ..............stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust .............. me.

12. The pen is mightier than the ................... pigs.

13. An idle mind is .............the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's ................. pollution.

15. Happy the bride who ............gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is ......................not much.

17. Two's company, three's .............. the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ...........you have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as ............Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not ...............spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed .........get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you .......see in the picture on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind .... get out of the way.

And the WINNER and the last one...

25. Better late than .............pregnant! __._,_.___

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by Joel E. 1+ years ago

I know what the answer for number 22 should have been, but I think the saying should be officially changed to "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you!" XD

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by skyler lynn l. 1+ years ago

a first grader knew What late meant wow :o ... other than the last one i believed it and it made me lol.

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Yana M. 1+ years ago

lol...they were okay....xP

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by rachel s. 1+ years ago

lol

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by lizi m. 1+ years ago

i don't get it...the last one better late then pregnant? so the guy can put his protective stuff on his P.ness?

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by man with n. 1+ years ago

6 year olds nowa days are smarter than when I was 6

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by Kristen C. 1+ years ago

very nice

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by King Funny 1+ years ago

hilarious but nor from first graders... first graders dont know about Daylight Savings time, termites, stevie wonder, or pregnancy.

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by hayden g. 1+ years ago

omg thats funny dude

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by Ha Ha Girl >_< .. 1+ years ago

SOO COOL

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by Haley F. 1+ years ago

Oh man!!! these are great!!!

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by Scrapbook Q. 1+ years ago

This is sooo hilarious!

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CH1AT_kida !!!!

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