My dad drinks a lot and i'm constantly saying to him, “Don't you think that 476 beers is enough?" He always says, "hey. don't tell me how many beers i've been drinkin'. I've been around the block a few times." And i said, "That's cuz you're too drunk to find the house, dad."
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Very funny and clever. i give my props to my main man, dane cook!