Story About Getting Even.....

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Story about Getting Even..........

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door.

She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.

We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.

We didn't know what to call her, so we named her 'Pussycat.'

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.

My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.'

He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.

The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'.

They love to hate each other, and constantly 'snip' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive.

He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said,

'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more, and it's finally clean and shaved, so she now smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!'

Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!


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by Ali T. 1+ years ago

that is the funniest thing i have ever read...i aspire to be very perfestional but now i think a little humor will go a long way

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by Cameron S. 1+ years ago

Don't start nothing you can't finish.

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by Alexandra C. 1+ years ago

OMG! soooooooooo funny! hahahahahhaha, i'm still laughing!

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by Katie N. 1+ years ago

lmao thts greatttt

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by Nogard T. 1+ years ago

Now that is getting even rofl

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by m r. 1+ years ago

its also losing a LOT of reputation - vets are professionals. probably being an idiot, but that just doesnt make sense to me. if a joke starts off as real life it should end with something that could actually happen.

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