According to most Tech Support people, the most common user error message (regardless of Operating System) is ID 10T.

The best way past a pesky security feature is a 13-year-old.

Make a system even a moron can use and a moron will use it. (Directly Insulting Vista users.)

he troubleshooting guide contains the answer to every problem except yours.

The problem always exists between one keyboard and it's respective chair.

If it ain't broke, Overclock it!

The sound of grinding metal or the sight of smoke coming from a case is a warning that you are trying to do too much with too little.

When designing a program to handle all possible dumb errors, nature creates a dumber user.