A blonde is riding to her eye doctors appointment. She is already late, so her mom who is driving says, "Liz, call the doctors office and tell them you're going to be 5 minutes late." "Ok." She grabbed the phonebook, looked up the number and said, "Mom, I found the number but should i call the 'work' or the 'fax'"? Her mom said "Call the phone!" "I KNOW, THE WORK OR THE FAX!?!?!