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The Banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty year old rancher,in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'Mail Order Bride.' Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom 'How Old' the new bride to be was. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty one in November."

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty year old man. Wanting his old friends remaining years to be happy, the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take it's course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?" asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, "She's pregnant!"

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand."

Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant, too!"


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by radhikaa s. 1+ years ago

da banker thot dat da old man wudnt make his young wife happy so told him 2 get a "hired hand"-an "extra"for his wife.. bt da guy got a girl n screwd dem bth...

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by bob j. 1+ years ago

the dude screwed both the wife and the helper. the helper was a chick.

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by Callum L. 1+ years ago

i must be really dim or sumthing but i dont get it... ???

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