Your Age By Eating Out

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YOUR AGE, BY EATING OUT

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway~but your waiter may know!

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute . Work this out as you read ... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 .... If you haven't, add 1756.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number (I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

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by Grace M. 1+ years ago

It said I was 13! I am 17! though it is 2011...

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by Taxon n. 1+ years ago

this completely didnt work

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by Tanya D. 1+ years ago

I got this a week ago, but it was called Chocolate Calculator and will only work in 2009. :O

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by Jojo R. 1+ years ago

mine was 2 years off. oh... i suppose it is 2009.

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by nick j. 1+ years ago

when it says add 1757 or 1756 makt it 1758 or 1757 it will work for 2008

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by tigerlily 1+ years ago

ahhh it said Im 15, but then again its 2008 now

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by shatira l. 1+ years ago

mine didnt work... i oriqinally chose the number 2, n in the end it said i chose 3.. n it also told me i was 95.. buh im only 16.. n if it only works for 2007, then it shuda sed 15... maybeh i did my math ronq.. idk buh im very upset = [

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by Dashelle S. 1+ years ago

mine is 1 year off. lame.

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