A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.
The detective asks, Sir, is that your wife?
Did you hit her with that golf club?
Yes. Yes, I did, the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.
How many times did you hit her?
I dont know. Four five six put me down for a four.
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