Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

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Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 . Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

Its Called ....... therapy

Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much


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by Erin P. 1+ years ago

I love this. Doing all! Well not 19.

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by Destiny Ann d. 1+ years ago

hey ya know after the hot coffee and deit water mishap *how da F*** do you spell dat!* I tried the blow dryer one....i got pulled over for talking on the phone imagine that lol still love it!

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by Shelly X. 1+ years ago

heard it before too but still made me smile

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by Christian H. 1+ years ago

nice joke but copy pasting some one elses stuff is cheating. How do I know? I read that in January of 07. Still have the email. :-(

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by mikayla j. 1+ years ago

haha funny its my fave joke on site so far....... i sent it to all my friends!!!!!

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by Destiny Ann d. 1+ years ago

hey when i asked for diet water the waiter poured hot coffey on my head lol too funny love it

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by kane s. 1+ years ago

the funnest oen is that i thought was the ATM one

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by Tashiie M. 1+ years ago

im so going to try the diet water one.. and the running from the zoo!! this surely made me laugh!!

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by ashlee h. 1+ years ago

lol hilarious and i like the cop one, good idea.

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