The Three Lunches

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There were three men: Billy, Bob, and Billybob. One day at work, they were eating lunch and, Billy said, "Man! If I get bologna sandwiches one more time, I'll kill myself!" Then Bob said, "Man! If I get salami sandwiches one more time, I'll kill myself!" Then Billybob said, "If I get turkey sandwiches one more time, I'll kill myself!" The next day at work, Billy, Bob, and Billybob all kill themselves. At their funeral, Billy's wife says, "If Billy told me not to pack him bologna sandwiches, I wouldn't have packed him bologna sandwiches." Then Bob's wife says, "If Bob told me not to pack him salami sandwiches, I wouldn't have packed him salami sandwiches." Then Billybob's wife says, "Hey, don't look at me! Billybob packes his own lunches!"

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