The Early Bird Gets the Worm...

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Tom was excited to start his new job. Having arrived a bit early, he waited in the reception area for his new boss, The reverend Dr. Wilson. As he waited, a pair of men walked in, deep in conversation.

"I'm raring to go today...I woke up at the crack of dawn."

"I know what you mean. I woke up at the crack of dawn yesterday, and I had a great day!"

A few minutes later, Dr. Wilson, came out and started to show him around the office.

Trying to fit in with the companies culture, Tom mentioned how hard-core his staff seems to be. "They were bragging about how much they enjoy being early risers...you know, the early bird gets the worm and all that."

"I'm not quite sure what you mean there young man..." he said as he eyed the two men who he knew were slackers....oh by the way, did you meet my daughter, Dawn?"

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