Baby Ain't Got No Ears

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Billy Joe and Bertha gave birth to a baby boy that didn't have any ears. Everyone who came to see the new baby made fun of him for his missing ears.

Jim Bob, the neighbor, told his wife, he was going to see Billy Joe's new baby. His wife said to him, "Now don't you go over there and make fun of that baby for not havin' no ears!"

"I won't. I promise," he replied.

He went to Billy Joe and Bertha's house. He saw the baby in his mother's arms. He and the father walked over to see the baby. "Boy, ain't he something?" said Jim Bob. "Just look at them big legs."

"'At boy's gonna be a runner," said the father. "I'm so proud."

"Woo Wee," Said Jim Bob, "Just look at them big ole arms."

"Oh, Yeah, 'at boy's gonna be a hard worker" said the father. "I sure am proud of him."

"My Goodness," said Jim Bob, "Just look at them two purty blue eyes."

"Yeah," said the father, "He's gonna have 20/20 vision."

"He better," said Jim Bob, "He sure ain't gonna be wearin' no glasses!!"

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