The One Egg to Rule Them All

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Egg: lalalalala

Pig: oinkoinkoink

Cow: Moomoomoomoo

Egg: No, LALALALA!

Pig: But, I like OINKOINKOINK

Cow: That's nice. MOOMOOMOOMOO

Egg: If either one of you say anything other than "lalala...", you shall perish in the fiery depths of egg-world. Mwa--ha--ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

Horse: Quack.

*Kaboom!*

--> The Moral of the story is: Never, ever make fun of a duck, or anything else that comes from an egg, for that matter. <--

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by joe t. 1+ years ago

that may be the crappest joke ive ever read... you should join the bloody horse

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