Egg: No, LALALALA!
Pig: But, I like OINKOINKOINK
Cow: That's nice. MOOMOOMOOMOO
Egg: If either one of you say anything other than "lalala...", you shall perish in the fiery depths of egg-world. Mwa--ha--ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
--> The Moral of the story is: Never, ever make fun of a duck, or anything else that comes from an egg, for that matter. <--