Perfect Attendance

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A school band was having problems with after and before school rehearsal attendance. Several students were absent each time. In fact, every student had missed at least a couple rehearsals, except for a diligent oboe player. The conductor decided to congratulate the oboe player for such faithful attendance, so at the dress rehearsal, he said to her, "Thank you for being on time to every rehearsal, unlike these other layabouts."

The girl responded, "It's the least I could do, since I can't be at the performances."

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