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I milked a bull, it had one utter and when i was done it never called me back. I had a dream i was eating pudding and i woke up with a spoon in my ass. My girlfriend had a dream she was eating sausage and now im in the hospital. My cat always used to follow me in the washroom and i hated that, untill i ran out of toilet paper. Michael Jackson is selling his ranch because now that it is 15 years old he no longer finds it attractive. Your a novice little girl. Pokeman.

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