Three friends come across a magic bridge one that will give you anything you wish for after you jump of the bridge.
The first guy runs off and as he jumps asks for a stockpile of gold, unfortunantly he lands head first into the gold and dies
The next asks for a lifetime supply of rice in which he ironically drowns in
The last was going to wish for immortality but as he makes his run-up he slips on a clunk of mud and yells out "shit!!!!!".