Duck in bar

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Duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any grapes?" to which the bartender replies "No".

The Duck leaves and comes back in the next day....

"Got any grapes?"

Bartender: "No"

Another day passes..

Duck: "Got any grapes?"

Bartender: No! and if you ask for grapes one more time I will staple your beak to the floor!

The next day the Duck walks in and asks....

"Got any staples?" Bartender replies "No"

"Got any grapes!?"

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