Stanford: The fanciest new BMW, which isn't really very special, just costs a lot. Drives it to their conferences.
Cal: The newest most cost effective hybrid. Drives it wearing their peace necklace and tie-dye shirt on their way to hug trees.
UCLA: Drives a hybrid SUV with a surfboard on top on their way to the beach. Usually has lots of girls who are half plastic in the back.
USC:Drives an Escalade and boasts that it's bigger and more expensive, when all it's doing is killing the trees that the Cal drivers try so hard to save.
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