The dog and the cat

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Cat: My friend here is a dog.

Dog: My um-yea this is a cat.

Cat: I'm the more friendly one of us bffs.

Dog: Yea.

Cat: I love that dog to my grave.

Dog: I wouldn't count on it. I'd been wanting to eat you since we met. (Dog licks his lips and starts moving towards Cat) Cat: Think fast. Think fast. Ah ha. (Cat jumps in lake) Cat: No way he likes water. (Dog jumps in) Cat: Or not. Wait what am I doing? Water, so not for me. (Cat decides she doesn't like water and drowns before Dog can eat her.)

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