elmo/emo it fits

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I'm an Elmo yeah, non conformist as can be, you'd be non conformist to if you looked just like me. I have paint on my nose and make-up on my face. I'm almost Elmo enough to start shaving my legs.

Stop my breathing and slit my throat, I must be Elmo. I don't jump around when I go to shows, I must be elmo.

I'm dark, insensitive with low self esteem, the way i dress makes everyday feel like halloween. I have no real problems but i like to make believe, I stole my sisters goldfish now I'm grounded for a week. Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies, I can't get through a hole day without sobbing.

I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo, I must be elmo Screw XBOX I play old school Nintendo, I must be elmo Me and my friends all look like clones, I must be elmo....

La la la la La la la la Emo's World La la la la La la la la Emo's World Emos like goldfish and crayon too That's Emo's World!


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