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1.They're always ringing the bell before I get there.
2.I saw a sign that read "School Ahead. Go Slow.", so I did.
3.My watch was set to Tokyo time.
4.I had to feed my pet piranha.
5.My alarm clock kept going off while I was asleep.
6.Sorry--usually my punctuation skills are excellent.
7.I was dreaming about a b-ball game, and it went into overtime.
8.I'M on time--everyone else is early.
9.I told you if i wasn't here, you should go ahead and start without me.
10.What? I thought this place was open until three thirty!
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