Top Ten Excuses For Being Late To School

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1.They're always ringing the bell before I get there.

2.I saw a sign that read "School Ahead. Go Slow.", so I did.

3.My watch was set to Tokyo time.

4.I had to feed my pet piranha.

5.My alarm clock kept going off while I was asleep.

6.Sorry--usually my punctuation skills are excellent.

7.I was dreaming about a b-ball game, and it went into overtime.

8.I'M on time--everyone else is early.

9.I told you if i wasn't here, you should go ahead and start without me.

10.What? I thought this place was open until three thirty!

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