Good Comebacks in Everyday Conversations

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-Hey, the Mets suck!

Well, that may be your OPINION, but it's a FACT that the Yankees choked first!

-Are you going to donate you're hair to locks of love?

You've got two kidneys, ya gonna donate one?

-(said by short person) Talk to me when you get some friends

Well, talk to me when you've grown about 3 inches prior to my height.

-(In a bar) Hey, I think I know you.

Yes, I believe you're my gynecologist.

-If you don't realize that you're relationship isn't going well and you're girlfriend breaks up with you, then you end up in pretty deep shit, am I right?

(slight pause) I'm sorry I wasn't listening.

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