-Hey, the Mets suck!
Well, that may be your OPINION, but it's a FACT that the Yankees choked first!
-Are you going to donate you're hair to locks of love?
You've got two kidneys, ya gonna donate one?
-(said by short person) Talk to me when you get some friends
Well, talk to me when you've grown about 3 inches prior to my height.
-(In a bar) Hey, I think I know you.
Yes, I believe you're my gynecologist.
-If you don't realize that you're relationship isn't going well and you're girlfriend breaks up with you, then you end up in pretty deep shit, am I right?
(slight pause) I'm sorry I wasn't listening.
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