Beat up in church

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A blonde man showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co- workers saw him they asked him what had happened. He told them it had happened at church. They didn't believe him, and wanted to know what really happened.

So he told them, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was the biggest woman I had ever seen. Her dress was stuck in her butt-crack, so being the gentleman I am, I reached over and pulled it out for her. She did not like that, so she hit me." The guys laughed and ribbed him about it all day.

The next week he showed up to work and his face was beaten really badly! Again the guys asked him what had happened and he told them he'd got beaten up at church. Again they didn't believe him, so he explained, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was that same big woman with her dress again stuck up her butt-crack."

At this point the other men interrupted and said, "Please tell us you didn't pull her dress out of her crack again?"

"No, the guy standing beside me did, and I knew she didn't like that, so I shoved it back in."

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by estela2103 1+ years ago

Oh, that was good a needed a good laugh :)

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by Pushkin R. 1+ years ago

Anyone else want to beat the shit out of Cathy?

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Anna G. 1+ years ago

LMFAO ROTF

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by Jordan V. 1+ years ago

lmao my dad told me that one a long time ago! lolll

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by Ashley S. 1+ years ago

lol...this is hilarious!

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by Deb S. 1+ years ago

I just lost it! The kids are now asking me why I'm crying.

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by Kay Jay J. 1+ years ago

I think I've heard that one

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by GABY G. 1+ years ago

hahaha...he was being nice!!

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