Funny Things and tricks part IV

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Welcome back to the funny things and tricks series, you may have noticed I’ve been gone for a while, but that's because i ran out of ideas :(I’m asking for ideas and maybe full funny things or tricks The winner(s) will get a brownie (maybe) and the honor of recognition and won't get me continuously e-mailing them nagging them on their e-mail for copying me, so here we go!

Funny things to say to your boss

1. Tell him he is fired.

2. Staple his nuts to paper if you are not afraid of being arrested.

3. Cut a slit in the car slide it into a light pole and weld the car back so it looked like it fell and landed there

4. Buy itunes song by Larry the cable guy, "people like my analogies" and use them. (One is, more frustrated then a carload of quires being pulled over for doing a 69 at a 55)

5. Have two guys following around as your conscience telling what you should say to your boss in front of him.

6. Same thing but them your boss' conscience

7. Tell her to watch Candy Mountain (you'll understand if you go search online for candy mountain video)

8. Never stop talking

9. Come to work with a gorilla suit

10. Put on your resume you work well in the nude

11. Put on your resume that everytime you hear a whistle you punch the person next to you.

12. Bring a boom-box and play it really loud

13. Play a video game whenever your boss sees you on a computer

14. For every question your boss asks, you answer "depends"

15. Come to work looking all sweaty saying that a gorilla had attacked you and have a friend come out with a gorilla suit on.

16. Dance in the middle of your work.

17. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you shoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuulllllld taaaaaaaaalllllllllllkk reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaalllllllllyyyyyyyy slllllllloooooooowwwwwwwllllllllyyyyy (you should talk slowly)

18. Pie him.

19. Put fake marijuana on his person and get a friend who’s dressed as a cop to "arrest" her

20. If your boss is a girl, touch her boobies every time you walk in saying you tripped.


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