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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? A: It's braille for "suck here".

Q: What is an Australian kiss? A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under".

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: Why are hurricanes usually named after women? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Now you know everything you need to know!

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