Doctor VS. Guns

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(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. is 700,000

(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000-240,000

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14% and UP

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Guns:

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 (yes that's 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%

Statistics courtesy of the FBI .....................................................

So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 (at least) times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand.

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by Mark S. 1+ years ago

89% of Statistics are made up on the spot...

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by Steven M. 1+ years ago

80,000,000 people have guns, that means 1 in 3 people have guns. I doubt this. There may be 80000000 guns, but many gun owners have more than one gun. Hell, the militia men in Montana account for half of these guns alone. accidental deaths from doctors are nearly 250,000? This means that one out of a thousand people in the country are accidentally killed by their doctor. This is not exactly a blievable statistic.

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