Illegal Alien Poem

mark as unread

POEM - Illegal Immigrants

I cross ocean, poor and broke,

Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare.

Welfare say, "You come no more,

We send cash right to your door."

Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,

Medicaid it keep you healthy!

By and by, Got plenty money,

Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,

Tell them 'come, fast as you can'

They come in turbans and Ford trucks,

I buy big house with welfare bucks.

They come here, we live together,

More welfare checks, it gets better!

Fourteen families, they moving in,

But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

Finally, white guy moves away, . I buy his house, and then I say,

"Find more aliens for house to rent."

In my yard I put a tent.

Send for family they just trash, . But they, too, draw welfare cash!

Everything is very good, Soon we own whole neighborhood.

We have hobby it called breeding,

Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?

We get free! We got no bills!

TAXPAYER crazy! He pay all year, To keep welfare running here.

We think America darn good place! Too darn good for white man race.

If they no like us, they can scram, Got lots of room in Pakistan.

Rate

How funny is this joke, video, picture?

Stats

smiley 5.0 G

submitted: 1+ years ago

viewed: 4,877 times

categories: work, school

close

Permalink

Permalink:

close

Save to List

Loading...

Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel

saving...

Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel

saving...

joke

User Comments Add Comment

showing 0 - 0 of 0 discussions       sort by: newest

CFEPA_Illegal Alien Poem

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact Funny.com

dQ6LnGq2g82JtotcigO9SM
0