Upstairs with Uncle Paul

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"Hello?"

"Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy.

She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared,jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"

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by Kitler J. 1+ years ago

lol wow some people.... :P

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by Xavier w. 1+ years ago

LMAO.......oh dad!

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by Marcus H. 1+ years ago

eeeexcellent.. >:)

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by Bert S. 1+ years ago

Ouch!!!!!!! they may rest in peace.

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by Marie D. 1+ years ago

funny

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by Naveed S. 1+ years ago

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by Naveed S. 1+ years ago

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by Thomas L. 1+ years ago

It would be funny if it wasent for the fact the you still have the little girl witnessing/ still being in the vicinity of the two dead bodies

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by Betachief117 .. 1+ years ago

ROFL. Best one i've read so far.

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by Jojo R. 1+ years ago

AHAHAHHAHAH ok this tops my list of the funniest jokes i've read all week.

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by maria m. 1+ years ago

they all died like feas, hehehahaha

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by Maggie M. 1+ years ago

the 486-5731 is the phone number... the guy called the wrong number thats why its so funny xD

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by Spencer M. 1+ years ago

it was all very funny until the last part. wat is 486-5731?sorry that i dont know

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by Jeff Z. 1+ years ago

AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE roflmfao

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by Jenny f. 1+ years ago

ohh woops funny though rofl

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by Dave M. 1+ years ago

hahahaha thats fucking great another hit from moelicious

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by L L. 1+ years ago

Think the real husband would thank that guy for that call?

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by Ron G. 1+ years ago

yes I like this one

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by Antonio B. 1+ years ago

Ha ha ha ha wow, funny but sad, BUT EVEN FUNNIER IF YOU KEEP THIKIN ABOUT IT LMAO

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by Nicole T. 1+ years ago

ohh damn thats sad

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by mikayla j. 1+ years ago

lol lmao rofl

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by Jack A. 1+ years ago

Whoops! lmao

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