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There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible? THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER

Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay. Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!! Retarded: doodle-cock-a-dooo !!! Gay: any-cock-will dooo!!!

Income Tax officer asked a Prostitute why she has put her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER. She replied: I RAISED 500 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!

Secretary saw her boss' pant's zip open, she tells him, "Sir your Garage door is open." Boss : Did you see my FERRARI? Secretary :No, all I saw was a small scooter with 2 punctured wheels.

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by jeania b. 1+ years ago

good job...funny

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CFBXF_You must be joking!!!!

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