There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible? THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER
Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay. Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!! Retarded: doodle-cock-a-dooo !!! Gay: any-cock-will dooo!!!
Income Tax officer asked a Prostitute why she has put her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER. She replied: I RAISED 500 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!
Secretary saw her boss' pant's zip open, she tells him, "Sir your Garage door is open." Boss : Did you see my FERRARI? Secretary :No, all I saw was a small scooter with 2 punctured wheels.