The Pope and Bill Clinton die on the same day. There is a confusion with their souls, so Bill Clinton is sent to heaven and the Pope is sent to hell. The Pope immediatly goes to get it sorted out and it it cleared up that they can transfer him there after 24 hours.
A day passes, and Bill Clinton is floating down while the Pope floats up and they meet in the middle to talk...
Pope: I'm so excited to go to heaven! Bill: Eh, it's alright. Why do you want to go there for? Pope: [shocked] I want to see God, the angels... the Virgin Mary and- Bill: [interrupting] VIRGIN Mary? You're a day late.
Yeah, it's messed up, but it's funny.